My big black snake don't want none unless you got cake, son
Welcome to Midorijima Deli Heal ~
Sei is love. Sei is life. Sei topping Mizuki is the meaning of the universe. Kuroi has spoken and her word is absolute.
An Oujihime in the making
Summer anime watch list: DRAMAtical Murder/ Sailor Moon Crystal/ Love Stage/ Free!Eternal Summer/ Kuroshitsuji: Book Of Circus
(Warning: untagged spoilers ahead)
Welcome to my cafe, fair maidens and misters and other such treasured guests ~
I'm Kuroi, and I'll be your butler today (or your maid, depending on the weather, probably) ~
This is my smorgasbord of gay, and I'd advise that you stay for as long as you can to sample its sweet and salty delights alike - Go on, over 1360 people can't be wrong - give me a try ~
Today's Specials :
Not my liebling pony-milk, because although she's sexy free and single and ready to bingo she's mine and mine only *jealous gay cat noises*, A sweet clear jelly filled with emotion,A little bit of Inarizushi with some moon-viewing sake, A sweet strawberry ribbon cake with lashings of stars known as the Madohomu Special, a splendid white chocolate tart with a dash of red cranberry coulis and a dipping sauce of fangirl tears, aptly named the Kawoshin In A Nutshell Cake, the Night Vale Midnight Surprise purple sponge, a sweet banana and strawberry sundae made with Love and Justice, the rose-tinted aroma of our Oujihime special, complete with real roses and a free cape, pasta enjoyable in any nation, a black demonic treat handmade by our very own butlers, an ice cold emperor penguin frozen yoghurt of despair, an Iwatobi mackerel dish that you can smell from miles away, fish fingers jelly babies and custard, Shinji's cum cocktail (yes that exists it is a thing), the tears of my fellow JeanMarco fangirls, Yamato Yuuga's level of attractiveness transposed into the taste of chocolate, Connie's sleep patterns garnished with a wipe of Jean's faith in humanity, gays for all the colours of the rainbow, the Dicksquad Deli hot dog, the Aoba Cake, those three bashed up cakes Wakana asked for, my love for Kalafina expressed in a rich pastry of an indefinable nature, Blood Orange punch, skewered white Snake that brings with it an aura of sweet corruption, A neon legal high infused with essence of trashy pizza and the ability to give one the urge to pack a mountain pile of BBQ ribs and trip balls in a lego spiral bunny house, Kotetsu's special fried rice, Matsuzaka Beef, A sweet and warming drink infused with cinnamon and plenty of cream and clear sugar, Mami's supersize milk puffs (mmm tasty), every food you can make a penis joke out of (yes, every one. I've hunted them down), a platinum sprayed discoball mousse cake platter, Grumio's cooked pheasant, and of course, our Eclairs of Demonic Charm. Enjoy ~
The butler's recommendation:
Whiter Than The Moon: The story of a seemingly impossible partnership between a pale and beautiful vampire who hand-picks her male victims and is the perpetrator of many serial murders, and the crazy demon who has developed a penchant for the blood of pretty young women. Expect a lot of death, fun and laughs. You heard me.
A serving of tragic adventures and young (albeit somewhat necrophilic) love where pretty much only one character lives to tell the tale
A gun-toting, girl loving Gateaux Parisienne of late night train rides, heists, crime fighting, sex, love and vibrato
A sweets banquet of young, awkward romance between a shy and withdrawn student and the mysterious girl who wears frilly dresses, reads evey book she can find, and is a lot more than she lets on to be
Encounters between yokai in everyday Japan that are anything but ordinary
The haphazard adventures of the girl who can't get the ladies and the deadpan class rep that can only just deal with her antics
The story of a group of girls who never grew up and play supervillains with all of the power in the world at their feet and nothing but a small naval base to their name
And finally the story of the girl with stories and characters but no way to let them out
Code name: Kaito Kuroi Seifuku
Occupation: Popular gay blogger
Sexuality: Isn't it obvious..?
Country that's lucky enough to have me; England
Taken?: Fuck no *cackles, then breaks down into rather pathetic tears*
Current status: AAAAAAAAAB
If you ever hear me refer to the bae, that would be pony-milk, who's not only the bae but the cutest kouhai to end all kouhai (two months my kouhai, to be exact) - go fOLLOW HER CUTE ASS RIGHT NOW GO GO
My ask box is open at all times, so I'm here to talk whenever ~
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